Welcome to all the new members!

[Dawn]

We've had quite a few people join us this month, must be something BIG about to happen! :wink:

Hope to see you all there!

[chilehead]

idn't it wunnerful!!!!!!!!!!!

yots and yots of more friends!!!!!!!!!!!

[angela]

:D I'll never remember everyone's name. I'm getting a little forgetful in my old age.
Angela and Lisa

[Dawn]

Hey all you newbies, post up!

Don't be shy!

[chilehead]

Believe me......

I KNOW HOW IT IS TO BE SHY!! :? :? :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

I promise not to bite, bark or slobber on you---OH WAIT--THATS SPARKY!!!
sorry there ole boy!!!

Looking forward to meeting EVERYONE!!!

Hopefully we will all meet at the 'Meet and Greet' and Sherwood Forest.....
but if you can't make it there.....PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE look me up at the festival!!

ta-ta for now.................

[Sparky]

BITE :twisted: BARK :twisted: SLOBBER :twisted: LEG HUMP :twisted: AND JUMP UP OF ON FOLKS :twisted:
SPARKY IS JUST QUIVERING ALL OVER :shock: SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR I NEED OUT!WOOFwoofWoof
Sparky

[Dawn]

Door's open, darlin!

What's the status on Roger, will he be joining us?

[Sparky]

No. He left for Houston This morning to play with the CowBoys. The Poor Old Sparky Dog will bein ES all alone :( :roll: :wink:
WOOFwoofWoof
Sparky

[Dawn]

Well, you know you have your number one gal pal to run the streets with, plus I'll be all alone until Saturday! :wink:

[angela]

:D Sparky are you doing a little dance? Sparky and Dawn, I don't think you two will be alone for long.
Angela and Lisa

[ybn0rmal]

Sparky,

You will be real busy Saturday night.

Bring your leash, We will need it to help hold Darci down :twisted: :shock: :D

Because 'Brock' will be performing.


Git er Done

[Sparky]

Sparky plans to recycle the pink tights from Fridays Meet N Greet to help tie Darcie up.
WOOfwoofWoof
Sparky

[chilehead]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



HOT DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting REALLY excited about all this

TIE-ING DARCI UP........

[Sparky]

Darcie you just crack me up!!!
:lol:
WOOFwoofWoof
Sparky

[Dawn]

She is speshal, you know! I just hope Brock monitors her makeup before she gets loose! :lol:

[WaterFairy]

LOL......you mean that make-up that "mom let's her do herself"?????

[Dawn]

Yes, that's exactly what I meant!

[chilehead]

i r bery spechulist

i do my own hair---do u like my makeup?

:)

[WaterFairy]

LOL......you are just the spechulist gal I know Darci! :)

[chilehead]

**********SANKS!!!**********

[lex_6977]

heres the funny part. the post subject is welcome new members but whats funny is no new ones have posted. maybe yall talk to much. hehe. is everyone ready for this weekend?

[angiej]

I'm a new member and not too shy. I'm bringing my girlfriend for a fun moms' weekend off, so we'll be ready to party (don't know if I have any pink, though)!

[Dawn]

No doubt about that, we are some talking folks!

We're just trying to draw the lurkers into our chatty lair!

[lex_6977]

hey angie. welcome. i am new as well and from okc. yall have kids?

[lex_6977]

dawn where can i get a fabulous pink pride shirt? any ideas.

[chilehead]

angie and lex

WELCOME!!!!!

Glad you posted to YOUR topic.......but as you can see, we really don't care what the topic is......we ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble and.............. :lol: :shock: :twisted: :roll: :lol: :shock: :twisted: :roll:

Can't wait to meet ya'll!!!!!

[angiej]

lex-we have a 16 year old son, but he's staying with Grandma this weekend-woooooohooooooo!

[chilehead]

Pink isn't exactly my color......I'm more T I E - D Y E D ! ! ! ! ! :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8)

BUT.....I do have a PINK hat!!!!

[Dawn]

Gosh, wish you would have asked me sooner!

I'm not sure if E-bay can help you now, since you're running out of time to have something shipped to you.

I searched "lesbian" under clothing for women to find my shirt.

You might try a t-shirt shop in your local area. You'd probably have to search through their iron on transfers.

Sorry, I'm not more help!

[lex_6977]

very cool ang. oh im alexis and the youngest one on this board i swear. :) just ask Chile. LMAO.

chile- need advice bad. ive got a problem

[lex_6977]

i know soory dawn. im a libra. we procrastinate. how about an online store? oh about the "unofficial" pink. r u wearing it for the meet n greet and sat? or just for one of them? what should i wear to both?

[chilehead]

*******studious Doctor type eyes*************

yes, my child......Lex, what is your problem???????

[lex_6977]

remember that im surprising my gf?

well i just found out that my ex(who I havnt seen in over a yr and a half, since she cheated and left) will be there this wkend. if we by chance see her how do i react? i dont want my gf thinking i new my ex was going and all that. i would rather not see her at all, but eureka is small.

[angiej]

Do they know each other? I'd try the high road and be civil if you run into her. By the way, do you have kids?

LEX the only thing you need to wear is a SMILE

and don't forget the case of vodka,tequila,jackdaniels, and the box of crackers.

WOOFwoofWoof
Sparky

[lex_6977]

no they have never met. yea the high road, too bad her current gf is a f#@$%ing B*^%h. i just want my gf and I to have an awesome wkend. no drama. my exs gf would start shit just because. no i do not have kids. i told u i was the youngest. didnt believe me?

[lex_6977]

awww sparky. my favorite puppy. how was your wkend? oh what time and where is the meet n greet? r we wearing pink?

[angiej]

Oh, I believed you to be the youngest here, I'm just not sure how old everyone else is! This is our first DW.

[lex_6977]

i dont want to offend you ang. how old r u and your gf? where do u go in the city? maybe we know soem of the same people

[angiej]

I'm 43 and Kim's 36. We don't go out too much, but when we do it's either Sister's or Partners.

[lex_6977]

ok well im 24 and my gf is 29. we go to the same places. havnt been out in a while though, u know doing the married life thing. did you see kelly(the bartender from Partners) on the news last wk? she shaved her head on st. pattys for the cancer fund

[angiej]

No, didn't see it, but that's pretty cool.

[lex_6977]

do u guys hand with anyone that goes out? hang with any younger ones?
ever eatin at LaLuna mexican restaurant downtown?when?

[angiej]

No, hanging with my son is enough for me. Kim's been to LaLuna, but I haven't. She says your name sounds familair, we'll have to meet up.

[lex_6977]

who does kim hang with? how about ex's?

[angiej]

She used to hang out with Da from Partners or Carrie Smith

[lex_6977]

carrie who used to date shauna?

Kim says Carrie has dated so many, she can't keep up. Carrie has red spikey hair. Does that help?

[angiej]

sorry, lex, the last post was me

[lex_6977]

no. wrong carrie. any other names that yall can think of? how long ago did u eat at laluna? ever go there 3 yrs ago?

[ybn0rmal]

lex

Thanks for the pm.

Thanks for the tips, if you show up at the meet and greet I am sure we will meet each other.

If not you will for sure know who I am at the Festival, so come on up and say hi.

Joleen aka 'Brock'

[lex_6977]

yea umm. where is the meet and greet? what time? and did i hear something about pink?

[chilehead]

AS THE LESBIAN WORLD TURNS!!!!!!!!!!!


sorry guys...... HAD TOO!!! ROTFLMAO while reading your posts!!

as for ex's....... THEY ARE EX's leave it at that. (I really don't understand all that....haven't lived it, don't want to, ain't going there)

I like the 'Take the HIGH ROAD!!' Sounds like VERY WISE advice.

[ybn0rmal]

Hey Darci

Whats a typical lesbian 2nd Date :D :twisted: :lol: :shock: :mrgreen:

Joleen

[chilehead]

HA HA HA HA

A UHAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lex_6977]

gee chile. wouldnt want u too get to wise in youe advice. hehe. fine ignore her whatever. if her ex starts s#@t im sending her your way. :) havnt yall heard my fav. joke? i tiold it to dawn.
whats the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?


---a six pack of beer. LMAO

[WaterFairy]

I have a little advice for you Lex! A good friend told me this after my divorce and I have always remembered it............

"Good living is the best revenge."

After you and your girlfriend get here I would go ahead and let her know that you heard the ex would be in town (that way there are no surprises there). Then, just go about having the great time that you would otherwise! If she sees you having a great time with your friends, well, what can I say.......she will be green with envy at all the fun you are having! If you should run across them during the festivities then just smile a big ole smile and make introductions, telling them how nice it is that they also made it to such a fun weekend.........then ask them if they'd like to meet all the new friends you've made and bring them over to all of us........we stick together girl and we will make sure they know exactly how much fun you are having!!!

If the the exes girlfriend starts any crap.........yep, send her to Darci!!! :D

BTW.......Meet & Greet is Friday at 3 pm at Sherwood Court! It's a pot luck.......bring something to eat if you can or a bottle of tequila for the RenateRitas! Pink is the unofficial official color of the day there! As my daughter says.....it's a Dawn & Sparky "Pink Off"! LOL

[georgie]

Great Advice LeAnn!
I will be bringing Denise's(Tulsa fun Girl extrordinaire) recipe for tortilla roll ups
and 2 other easy eat dips for chips or crackers.
some ta-kill-ya for renateritas
those yummy things! so who gets to eat the nipples off the bobbie cake? :wink:

[ybn0rmal]

'Brock' says---------------------------------------------------------

PICK ME PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :roll: :shock: :D

[Sparky]

what does Renate need for her MIX? Besides the tequila!
WOOFwoofWoof
Sparky

[chilehead]

Lex......any crap comes your way........

well, looks like you got ME OR BROCK!!!!

[WaterFairy]

Sparky......I think she said Minute Maid Limeade???? I'll go back and see if I can find where she said it.

I will also be bringing a bottle of tequila! Bought two yesterday and they had a coupon on them for some free margarita salt..........so I got two of those too! (sorry.....it's not pink though) Hmmmmmm..........I wonder.......I'm gonna try something at home tonight to see if it works! I'll let you know if it does!

Leslie will be bringing "hamburger" cookies! At least that's what she told me she was bringing......could have changed her mind by now!

And I think that Renate said something about raffling off that nipple.......or a contest or something! But, remember, there ARE two of them! LOL

Georgie.......are you just bringing the recipe or do we get some actual roll ups? :lol:

[chilehead]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAaaa

She's just bringing the recipe.......and while she's at it, I think she's just gonna bring her WHOLE recipe box....JUST TO MAKE US DROOL!!!!!


OK....I'll bite.....


HAMBURGER COOKIES!?!?!?!?!

[Blue]

Oh Darci! Those little cookies are spechal, like you!

[chilehead]

Oh I get it.....

THEY ARE RARE!!!!!!!

[georgie]

omgosh!!! ya'll are crackin me up yeppers im bringin a recipe box ok ok lol, i am bringin the actual goodies for everyone to savor and i aint talkin paper here!
oooo hamburger cookies sounds very interesting! what is the saying dont judge a cookie by its cover? cant wait to try em! or are they just for "spechal" peoples??? cuz ummm i tink im spechal too! :wink:

[WaterFairy]

RARE..........LMAO......ba-dum-ching!!!!

They are cookies that look like hamburgers! They are cute and very speshul.........like you!!!! :) They taste good too.......but there I go again!!! :twisted:

[WaterFairy]

Yes Georgie........for ALL the speshul people!!! :)

[chilehead]

.........like you!!!! They taste good too



I AIN'T TOUCHING THAT WITH A TEN FOOT POLE!!!!!!!!

[The Tulsa Fun Girls]

i wouldn't touch that either

sooooo...here's the ? of the afternoon; how many people are bringing a bottle of tequila? i already had mine packed, maybe i should switch it to vodka? sounds like we have enough to make margaritas for 500 -- uhmmm...renate? did you realize there were going to be 500 there? we might get in trouble for breaking the noise ordinance in the city! we better be careful if we want NICK to still love us.

i'm bringing black eyed pea salsa with chips, chutney w/crackers, and rasberry chipolte sauce w/crackers -- it has a kick and i thought darci would like it.

i'm trying to find my best PINK to wear -- hopefully i won't look like a giant gumball!!

[Sparky]

Sparky packed Tequila and his pink Margarita Glass
WOOFwoofWoof
Sparky

[ybn0rmal]

Denise

No way!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely, no way could you ever look like a giant gumball.

'Brock' told me he thinks your cute as a bug :oops: :wink:

Joleen

[The Tulsa Fun Girls]

well thank you uncle joleen -- please tell BROCK i owe him a BIG OLE KISS for that!

[madeinbavaria]

Hey Sparky, I can't give away all the speshal ingredients now, but
here's the three major ones:
Minute Maid Limeade (you remembered right, LeAnn!)
Rosa's Sweetened Lime Juice
Tequila

Thanks you all for helping me out with that stuff and also for bringing those yummy sounding goodies with you.
I have no idea how many people will show up, but I think we will have
plenty of food and libations. If there is left overs we will just keep going
on Saturday. Tortilla roll ups for breakfast anyone?

I was gonna raffle the nipples off, but maybe we should just vote and
give them as a prize to the person with the best pink outfit?? Woof, woof.
I haven't had time to shop for anything pink, sigh. I am just too busy praying for NO RAIN!

Everyone, make sure to bring a coat or jacket. We will be outside on the back deck.
See you all REAL SOON,
Renate

[Sparky]

just so happens I have a bottle of ROSE'S SWEETENED LIME JUICE and have now packed it to go. :D
WOOFwoofWoof
Sparky

[angela]

I'm not sure who said that or what happened because I am tired and didn't look back that far, but I wouldn't touch that comment either.
Angela and lisa

[Dawn]

Hey, Lex

Sorry I am just now answering you on the t-shirt thing. Did you try the search on e-bay? The girl I bought mine from has an e-bay store, but she's in NY, so you'd have to express mail it. If you want the website, just drop me an email at dawnd66@cox.net

I'm an Aquarius and I play WAY ahead! Just ask any of my friends here on the board. I usually have my rooms in ES booked 4 to 6 months in advance!

As for the advice that you were seeking, I think everyone is right. Be upfront with your gf and tell her so that it's not a shock to her if you do run into each other.

See you there!

[madeinbavaria]

Sparky boy, you got a heck of a lot of belly rubbing coming your way!
I will guarantee you your pink Margarita glass will never be empty
while you are at the Sherwood Forest.
Well, I even leave the toilet seat up for you :roll: .
Thank woof, thank woof, thank woof for the lime juice!

http://www.offthemark.com/Images/dogs/dog01.gif

[chilehead]

ok ok ok ok ok ok

NIPPLES! :?: ! :?: ! :?: ! :?: ! :?: ! :?:!

what more can I say!!!!!!! I think BROCK needs at least ONE!!!!!!!!!!

Hey RENATE.......can you RESTOCK the nipples???????????????


and DAWN....lovely DAWN
I play WAY ahead

and just how far do you PLAY AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dawn]

Whoops! Typo! :oops: We need spell check!

Not that far, I PLAN much farther ahead!

[Dawn]

Renate, I LOVE that cartoon! Too cute! Looks just like him and the lid cover is pink!

[Dawn]

Oh, yeah, Renate, don't forget to save a piece of boobie cake for Michael! He doesn't have to have a nipple.

[Sparky]

The last 2 months the board has added almost 50 new name to the memberlist. If this keeps growing we may have 200 members by the weekend. A lot of new faces in here posting. :lol:
WOOFwoofWoof
Sparky

[The Tulsa Fun Girls]

i have a bottle of rosie's packed also -- picked it up for ya last weekend renate. i also have my blender packed for ya as back up.

we also need to tell everyone about parking -- if you are staying at sherwood you can park at your cottage or your room. if you aren't staying at sherwood you need to park behind the hotel. turn on glenn street and go around to the back of the property.

we'll be a little late getting there save some nipples or raffle tickets or however you're going to do it for matt.

[WaterFairy]

Oh good......glad I remembered that limeade right! Memory's not totally shot!

And I'm not gonna touch the "ten foot pole" line, Darci! LMAO!!!!

Last day of work!!! OMG......how am I ever going to get anything done?

[Katie]

Renate, that comic was the best... how did you manage to catch Sparky at work??????

K

[chilehead]

Great COMIC Renate.......!!!!

Sparky!!!! NEW FACES......more to sniff, eh??????

AND YEP>>>>

EVERYONE coming to the MEET and GREET....

PA-LEZZZZZZZZZ be courteous to Sherwood Forest!!! Renate and Nick spend a lot of time on the beauty of this place.

Thanks Denise:
if you aren't staying at sherwood you need to park behind the hotel. turn on glenn street and go around to the back of the property.

[angela]

:D Awesome picture Renate. I believe it does Sparky justice.

[lex_6977]

ok so im going a little crazy doing all the last minute stuff, yall remember that im surprising my gf so im getting zero help getting it all put together. we have to brong foor or beverage to the meet n greet??? not sure if ill have time. ill see what i can do.
dawn,
found a shirt. its got the pepsi symbol on front and it says.. ok too vulgar. dont want to offenend anyone.
my sisiter and I made shirts this fall for the electiona nd sold them in okc that im going to wear it says LICK
BUSH
2004
he he we sold alot. :)