Pam Hudson
03-30-2005, 09:32 PM
A folding knife was found on the dancefloor of the Copa on Friday of Fall Diversity '04. I have it and have been keeping it warm and safe and dry.
Probably I will be inclined to return it to whomever can acurately describe it so long as I am assured this person can be trusted a. not to cut me or anybody else but especially me b. not to neglect, abandon nor in any other way abuse a sharp metal object in future and 3. to spay or neuter said knife as soon as possible to help slow the ever growing feral knife population of NW Arkansas (trust me, you don't want to add to the local weapons pool).
I will be at Lita's Outdoor Saturday Extravaganza and she just might identify me for you if you ask nicely, make no sudden moves, and she isn't too busy. Actually I'll be in town all weekend and if you really want to get your knife back we'll figure it out.
Probably I will be inclined to return it to whomever can acurately describe it so long as I am assured this person can be trusted a. not to cut me or anybody else but especially me b. not to neglect, abandon nor in any other way abuse a sharp metal object in future and 3. to spay or neuter said knife as soon as possible to help slow the ever growing feral knife population of NW Arkansas (trust me, you don't want to add to the local weapons pool).
I will be at Lita's Outdoor Saturday Extravaganza and she just might identify me for you if you ask nicely, make no sudden moves, and she isn't too busy. Actually I'll be in town all weekend and if you really want to get your knife back we'll figure it out.