IT'S SPARKY DAY

[Sparky]

At last it is SPARKY DAY.
The old dog had a blast.
For anyone that missed the the Meet n Greet let me fill you in... Mothers Theresa and Lisa had to bring their van to the Tradewinds just to load Sparky up. Kel and Lee refused to let Sparky walk the .5 miles to the Sherwood Forrest. I think they were concerned that if the dog was run over then the city would have another war on how to remove the color pink from their historic pavement. Hanging with Theresa and Lisa is like taking a sedative. I don't know when I have ever felt so relaxed. Dressed in my HOT PINK tights, Pink boxer shorts, Pink Tail, Pink T-shirt, 6 Pink Boas, Pink cowboy hat, and hauling a giant metal pink butterfly, pink bucket with tequilla, lime juice, pink plates-napkins-forks,50 pink hellium balloons, a basket of pink begonias, a pink hand bag filled with pink peeps for Jo,a pink pillow to rest on and my pink margaritta glass. I crawled into the van and off to the meet n greet we went.

Why is it when a Gay very PINK Sparky enters a room that all the straight men become KLINGONS and grab tight to their wives?

Renate went all out. The food was a Dogs Dream. Darcie and Jo had BBQ brisket. There was so many wonderful treats and those margarittas WOOF WOOF WOOF! Nick never sat he was marching in and out with either trays of drinks or trays of hot delights. It was a feast. The famouse BOOBIE CAKE... what can I say WOW WOW WOW it tasted so good! Now I know why Leasbians and Straight men love their BOOBIES! It was YUM YUM YUM.

The best part of the Meet N Greet was the GREET! I met so many wonderful folks and Frank(another dog). Hugs ... Kisses ... Belly Rubs... why this is one of the touchiest feeliest groups and I just love them all.

Blue brought the Sparky Boy Pink Dog Bone cookies! I agree with Lee a bone is a good thing and just how many pink bones did Lee eat? Thank You again blue!
WOOFwoofWoof
Sparky

[The Tulsa Fun Girls]

yep that's our sparky -- did you see your picture in the gallery??? i wish it would have shown your tail.

luv ya!
it's hump day -- so get humpin with the rest of your trip report. i haven't written one yet, i'm enjoying reading everyone elses.

[WaterFairy]

And I'm so glad that that picture got up there.........I missed the full outfit! By the time I got back there those six boas had been dispersed and the hat was being passed around! I LOVED the whole outfit together........I'd say that you easily won that "pink off"!!!!

I will have to agree with you Sparky.......the GREET is the best part! I will confess......I come for the HUGS!!!!! It is one big touchy feely group and I LOVE em!!!!

Yep........I want to see the rest of your report........GIT ER DONE!!!! I'm working on Part II today too. Should be up this afternoon!

I miss you all already!

[Sparky]

Sparky is SKEERED to finish his trip report. Met soooooo many people.... and what if I don't mention them all :oops:
Left Wednesday(Sparky Day) for Fort Smith to meet-up for the first time with Mr. Danny. Of course this sent the Princess into a panic. :shock: Poor Princess Pink was concerned I was off to spend the night with a Dog hater and would end up chained in a dark basement. Hmmmm that could have been fun! :wink: Oh well Danny turned out to be a big soft touch and played fetch much better then this old Pink Dawg. :D

Thursday we arrived at the Trade winds. Kel & Lee had just finished filling the pool and had turned on the pool heater, the wave machine and the new pink concrete statues of naked little boys wizzing into the pool. The local wildlife of deer and song birds had gathered at one corner and greeted us with snuggles and song. The boyz finished hanging the twinkle lights and then they started setting up the frozen daiquiris machine. Can not wait to return this summer when they will have the sparsely clad natives rubbing their guests down with oils as they sip on fruited rum drinks with those cute little umbrellas in them. The best part about the pool is there are no lights in the pool so us full figured folks can go for moonlight swims and not frighten the other guests.

We checked into our room and once again the welcome basket was a delight to rummage through. (Sparky always refers to the Dumpsters as gift baskets)

After hugs, kisses and lots of groping with Kim/Seahawk, Lita, Dawn/Princess, Kel and Lee, April/Shel and Yvette and OMG who was it? We headed out to run the streets ..... to be continued
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Sparky

[WaterFairy]

Well Sparky, this is how I look at it......if we are all family then it's okay to forget a time or two (or three or four)!!!! In my book family should be forgiving........and ALL these folks are! Most won't hesitate to remind you either (Hell, I count on that.....the old memory isn't what it used to be! LOL)!!!!!

[Blue]

Sparky~
I know most of your trip report and I still can't wait to hear it!!! I had the best time with you! Can't wait for another one!

Hope you have been busy on this day, so aptly named...

Sparky has been very busy today and looks like he will be out howling tonight as well. Timm(ES Big Gay Timm)has been in Hot Springs since Friday night and wants to drag the dog out tonight.

Sparky is still dead from the weekend and is having trouble standing on all fours.

Now for the hush hush hush don't tell anyone secret. Timm wants to drag our tired old @sses to Little Rock Saturday night for the premier of Crystal (filmed in ES)and all the Starz will be unofficially there... like nasty old Billy Bob and his entourage and some other show folks.

Hey the only Starz that impress Sparky are our own Brock and hot stuff West! :D :D

Now don't everyone come to LR this weekend because Timm has been busy pre buying all the seats to the theatre by preforming sexual favors or was it that he was threatening to preform sexual favors :roll:
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Sparky

[Sparky]

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Sparky

[Theresa]

:D :D :D :D Sparky you can ride with mothers Theresa and Lisa any time anywhere no matter what color you are wearing. We had a great time and are looking forward to getting together again very soon. Til then remember We love a man who can wear PINK. Theresa and Lisa

[chilehead]

Sparky....you looked FABULOUS in PINK

[Sparky]

HEY it's SPARKY DAY

nerves are shot from the news from Uncle JoLeen and then this War on the other boards.... its HUMP DAY... so lets all find us some LEG!!!

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Sparky

[angela]

:D Hey Sparky-hope your day went well. I had a major headache by the time I got home, but it's better since I got home. Happy Sparky day!!!
Angela and Lisa

[Sparky]

could it be? already? so soon?

[Sparky]

8) :D :shock: :? :lol: 8) :D :? :shock: :roll: IT'S HERE AGAIN!!!! 8) :D :? :shock: 8) :D :) :? :shock: :twisted: :roll: :wink:

HUMPhumpHump
Sparky

[Dawn]

Hope my favorite AR dog has a great day!

By the way, big dog, my Betty Crocker effort came out fabulous!

[Sparky]

Sparky loves CAKE! :D
JUST BEAT ME AND CALL ME BETTY!!!
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Sparky

[angela]

:D Yes it is SPARKY DAY again. Let's make everyday a Sparky day. Sparky did you see my post about me being in Hot Springs for a week in the summer?
Angela and Lisa

[Sparky]

Hot Springs will never be the same if you visit us! Keep me posted of what, when and where and if you have any questions just ask?
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Sparky

[angela]

:D June 20-24th. I will be attending a conference at UALR but will be staying in a motel near there.
Angela and Lisa