Corrupted Wishes [Archive]

DrLewall

11-11-2007, 11:30 AM

We seem to have alot of "Coorupted" minds on here and on other forums, I have been participating in this, and it has been alot of fun..

Instructions:

Step 1: Corrupt the wish of the above poster.
Step 2: Make your own wish.

Ex.: The above poster wishes for a pony.

NextPoster1: Granted, but it's an evil flesh-eating pony. I wish I had superpowers.

NextPoster2: Granted, but the powers drain your life-force, causing you to age a an accelerated rate. I wish for $1,000,000.

NextPoster3: Granted, but your credit cards are stolen, and you spend the million paying back fraudulent charges. I wish I was ruler of the universe.
etc.

Ok..so I will go first..

I wish Sparky had big boobs and his hips were just a wee bit wider.

joneyhits

11-11-2007, 11:43 AM

OK, fuller lips to.

Yip

11-11-2007, 12:17 PM

Granted.
But he is now a hippopotomus who absolutely hates men in kilts.

I wish I had a new car.

DrLewall

11-11-2007, 12:19 PM

I wish I had a new car.

Granted! But now gas is at $9.89 a gal and you can't afford to drive it.

I wish I had hairy legs

Yip

11-11-2007, 01:24 PM

I wish you did too, Doc.

heh heh :-)

joneyhits

11-11-2007, 02:29 PM

Well, we can make him a Scottish Bar Maid and he would love men in kilts. : )

Dreamwalking

11-11-2007, 05:39 PM

Granted, but your receding hairline begins at your ankles. I wish I was a headlining drag king in Vegas making millions a year.

LynneSterling

11-11-2007, 07:55 PM

Granted! and you turn straight:confused:

DrLewall

11-11-2007, 09:22 PM

I wish Ms Lynne made a wish...

angela

11-11-2007, 10:43 PM

Granted, Doc. I wish my family and I stay healthy and happy. That's my serious wish. Now for my corrupted wish-for Doc to become gay.:p
Angela

ConwayRay

11-11-2007, 10:51 PM

Granted. NOT! We love Doc just the way he is. Sorry Angela. I wish for all of us to live long happy lives and someday live in a Place called Eureka

DrLewall

11-12-2007, 09:20 AM

I wish for all of us to live long happy lives and someday live in a Place called Eureka

Granted! But it turns out that since you didn't specify, we all have to move to Eureka CA!

I wish for Angelas wish to come true and I become GAY but at the same time, I turn female!

Dawn

11-12-2007, 12:05 PM

Granted! Doc you've ALWAYS been a lesbian!

Cyberphillics

11-12-2007, 04:51 PM

Granted! But it turns out that since you didn't specify, we all have to move to Eureka CA!

I wish for Angelas wish to come true and I become GAY but at the same time, I turn female!

Granted Doc, but you have always had a obesity issue and since elementary school you have been over weight and have never known more than latex, vibrators, and your own hand.

I wish everyone posting on this thread would follow the format set up by Doc in the opening post in RED TEXT!

DrLewall

11-12-2007, 05:40 PM

I wish everyone posting on this thread would follow the format set up by Doc in the opening post in RED TEXT!

Granted! But then no one likes to do what "Doc" asks of them and besides, they are all color blind.

I wish many more would want to see "the tattoo"!

Sparky

11-12-2007, 09:39 PM

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angela

11-12-2007, 10:06 PM

What red?
Angela

Sparky

11-12-2007, 10:09 PM

What red?
Angela

Cybe is color blind....i fixed:cool:

Dreamwalking

11-12-2007, 10:43 PM

Granted! But then no one likes to do what "Doc" asks of them and besides, they are all color blind.

I wish many more would want to see "the tattoo"!

Granted, but everytime someone looks you fart in their face making you an outcast.

I wish that I got a promotion at work.

angela

11-12-2007, 10:55 PM

Granted but you only have one person beneath you. I wish I could go on Deal or No Deal and when tons of money!
Angela

Cyberphillics

11-13-2007, 12:12 AM

Granted but you only have one person beneath you. I wish I could go on Deal or No Deal and when tons of money!
Angela

Granted but you are paid in pennies that you must store on your own.

I wish that Bill Gates was hooked up to an electrical shock that shocked him every time you submitted a program failure report to Microshaft.

:twisted:

Yip

11-13-2007, 10:17 AM

Granted.
But the little electrical shock thingies are attached to his "man parts" (his micro shaft, so to speak) so he has the most phenomenal orgasm whenever those reports are submitted, giving him even more reason to put out faulty merchandise.

I wish I had a nice piece of carrot cake with fluffy frosting.

Sparky

11-13-2007, 10:27 AM

GRANTED

the carrots used in the cake have been altered and have left you with incredible vision powers to see EVERYBODY naked!http://bestsmileys.com/eyes/13.gif

I wish I could fly.

Cyberphillics

11-13-2007, 11:52 AM

GRANTED

the carrots used in the cake have been altered and have left you with incredible vision powers to see EVERYBODY naked!http://bestsmileys.com/eyes/13.gif

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but near future discovery in the evolution of humans is that every straight man in our world can also.

I wish I could give an orgasm to anyone with just a thought.

Dreamwalking

11-13-2007, 12:40 PM

Granted, but people start kidnapping you so that they can orgasm anytime they tell you to let them.

In response to Angela corrupting my wish....Welcome to Wal-Mart.

I wish the litterbox would clean itself.

DrLewall

11-13-2007, 02:11 PM

I wish the litterbox would clean itself.

Granted! But just like the cats that use it, the box has it's instincts to bury it's contents in the corner of your closet.

I wish I had mirrors on my shoes and girls wore skirts more

Cyberphillics

11-13-2007, 02:15 PM

Granted! But just like the cats that use it, the box has it's instincts to bury it's contents in the corner of your closet.

I wish I had mirrors on my shoes and girls wore skirts more

Granted, but your eye sight gets so poor that you are legally blind with corrective lenses on.

I wish intergalactic space travel was something our population did on a regular basis.

DrLewall

11-13-2007, 06:27 PM

I wish intergalactic space travel was something our population did on a regular basis.

Granted! But it is limited to here on earth and it only works between Wal-Mart and Dillards.

I wish I had access to a couple of burritos and a few tacos right now

Cyberphillics

11-13-2007, 10:35 PM

Granted! But it is limited to here on earth and it only works between Wal-Mart and Dillards.

I wish I had access to a couple of burritos and a few tacos right now

Granted, but the meat is bad and give you the worst case of the shits you have ever had.

I wish that I had a new electric car to drive.

angela

11-13-2007, 11:26 PM

Granted, but you move to a far off land that doesn't have electricity. I oh shit...I don't know what to wish for. I wish that more people were gay and straight people were the minority!! K now, we all must go out and recruit!
Angela

chipmunk

11-14-2007, 09:14 AM

DrLewall

11-14-2007, 06:13 PM

I wish NO one had to wear clothes!!

Granted! But now the air is filled with either people laughing, crying or throwing up!

I wish women could handle a crisis

Dreamwalking

11-14-2007, 09:39 PM

Granted but men now break down everytime any little or big situation happens.

I wish for a 10-person hot tub, with built in speakers, and led light show that reacts to the music.

DrLewall

11-14-2007, 10:16 PM

I wish for a 10-person hot tub, with built in speakers, and led light show that reacts to the music.

Granted! But the music is Opera and the red light show causes those ten people to lose all control of their bowels and now nobody wants to get in with you.

I wish I had a cute little midgit lady in her underwear to trim my toenails

angela

11-14-2007, 10:47 PM

Granted! But every toe nail she clips she feeds it to you, and you have to eat it! I wish Eureka Springs, Ar would move east by about 200 miles.
Angela

Dreamwalking

11-14-2007, 11:51 PM

Granted but everything else moves east that same amount.

I wish I had a penis. (that's right the lesbian has penis envy lol)

chipmunk

11-15-2007, 12:17 AM

Granted, but it is SO FiretrUCKING BIG no one can take it and is skeert.

I wish I could have picked up that one particular guy at the bar tonight!!! (he was HOT)

DrLewall

11-15-2007, 12:51 AM

I wish I could have picked up that one particular guy at the bar tonight!!! (he was HOT)

Granted! (that gets Alvin off my back!) :p

I wish I had a bowel of ice cream right now.

chipmunk

11-15-2007, 12:54 AM

Granted! (that gets Alvin off my back!) :p

I wish I had a bowel of ice cream right now.

Granted, but your "bowel" of Ice Cream" is full of SHIT!

I wish Dan wasn't such a "prick tease"!!

Cyberphillics

11-15-2007, 03:14 PM

Granted, but your "bowel" of Ice Cream" is full of SHIT!

I wish Dan wasn't such a "prick tease"!!

Granted, but you get quite sore after 26 hours of marathon sex and experience a total loss of motor control as result.

I wish the sun would shine every day for at least 2 hours.

Dreamwalking

11-15-2007, 06:51 PM

Granted, but it's so bright and hot that no one can enjoy the sun and has to stay indoors away from windows.

I wish for a HHR.

DrLewall

11-15-2007, 09:35 PM

I wish for a HHR.

Granted! But it's not an HHR, it's a Walther PPK, just like the one James Bond carries and it came with 1,000 rounds of ammo. Now you have to get a permit to carry it!

I wish I had a Walther PPK!

chilehead

11-16-2007, 03:01 PM

Granted! but it is actually a old 'pop gun' with caps as the ammo!!

I wish my hot flashes would GO AWAY!!

QQtrouble

11-16-2007, 05:54 PM

Granted but now your freezing cold and your body parts one by one get frostbite and start falling off.

I wish I'd finally meet the girl of my dreams and HAVE DAYS OF SEX AND , AND,, AND,,
opps got a little carried away and lost track... LOL

angela

11-16-2007, 07:04 PM

Ooooh oooohh, I'm granting QQ's wish! Granted, but even though you are having days and days and days of sex with your new girl, you can not CLIMAX! I wish I knew what to wish for.
Angela

chipmunk

11-16-2007, 07:32 PM

Ooooh oooohh, I'm granting QQ's wish! Granted, but even though you are having days and days and days of sex with your new girl, you can not CLIMAX! I wish I knew what to wish for.
Angela

Granted,but then your head explodes!!

I wish the cold weather would hold off for a while longer

Cyberphillics

11-16-2007, 08:49 PM

Granted,but then your head explodes!!

I wish the cold weather would hold off for a while longer

Granted, but when it does come in it arrives with temps lower than ever before and causes all your pipes to burst after they thaw next spring.

I wish Bush & Chaney would get impeached, and the citizens would chase them down and tar and feather them, then hang the by their toes in down town Bagdad.