Five-0 COUNT DOWN underway

[Sparky]

:gangster:WTF?
yup, the countdown to the big
FIVE-0
is well underway.

more to post soon, very soon, check back;)

[CathyB59]

Can you hear the Ventures playing in the background?

[Sparky]

the Eureka FIVE-0 ADVENT has to do some quick catching up

I have been educated

ADVENT- a noun, arrival that has been awaited (especially of something momentous)
a SPESHAL priority package arrived at my doorstep last week.


Inside was the

EUREKA FIVE-0 ADVENT

yup, the countdown has started...

stay tuned much more to come

[Sparky]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/IMG_4691.jpg

[Sparky]

please note the name and address in above post photo so thatyou can send me your stimulating checks, if you wish

[Sparky]

somewhere in the big state of Texas Ms. Hudson has a very evil grin on her face.

I imagine she and her lil helpers had a great time putting the above posted pix of the ADVENT box together.

Because I am not liked well enough to go to the trouble of creating a ADVENT calendar, where each day leading up to the BIG EVENT you pull off a picture to reveal a hidden treasure, the creative creators of the ADVENT BOX have sent 50 miniture gifts.

One gift to be opened each day leading up to the June 20 Eureka FIVE-0 Partee Weekend.

shal we see what's inside?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/adventboxes1.jpg

[Sparky]

because the ADVENT BOX arrived late I have been granted permision to open all of the presents dated prior to and up throuh todays date.

ain't they cute?
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/adventboxex.jpg

[Sparky]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/Day1adventbox.jpg

[Sparky]

because Roger is in the Hospital, till at least next Monday, I have dragged my high heels on opening any till he is home to witness the JOY and GAY FUN.

By phone this morn I was instructed to start the COUNT DOWN.


Are you ready to see what was in ADVENT BOX ONE?

[Sparky]

waiting here for some kind of reply.....

[Cindy]

I want to see Sparky. What a cool idea...

Cindy

[Sparky]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/dayonemydisckisso.jpg

[Sparky]

for those who don't recall what EUREKA FIVE-0 is ...

the dates should be be Friday, June 20 thru Sunday,the 22nd, 2008 http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/th_EUREKAFIVE-O.jpg (http://s67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/?action=view&current=EUREKAFIVE-O.flv)vid67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/EUREKAFIVE-O.flv">

[Sparky]

are we ready for day two of the Eureka Five-0 ADVENT BOX?

anybody want to bite?

[angela]

Yes, we are so ready!!!!
Angela

[Sparky]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/advant2.gif

[Sparky]

who wants me to post Advent Day 3?:roll:

[madeinbavaria]

Oh for crying out loud Sparkler!! Open the damn thing and don't tease us like that.
At the rate you're going we'll still be at this in JUNE!!!!

Oh wait....we'll most definitely still be at this until June. June 20th to be exact and then ........ get ready for 50 hours of non-stop hilarity and gayity.

[Sparky]

why am I thinking of my Sweetie Dawn?
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/adventday3.jpg

OMGG, this really happened!
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/AdventBoxthree.jpg

[Sparky]

No Day 4

it was missing


the box did look like it had been opened

i think homeland security opened the box and removed day four :roll:

[angela]

lol Sparky! Hello Renate! Absolutely can't wait. We have our room reserved.
Angela

[Sparky]

my Dick needs a tums from day 3 b-4 we continue

[Dawn]

Well, what is it???????????

[Sparky]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/adventday5.jpg

[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[LynneSterling]

I can't stop thinking about Sparky's dick:cool:

[Sparky]

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http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/advent10.jpg

[Sparky]

We are now up to date

now just:gun: one Big Dick a Day
till the Eureka Five-0 Party Weekend

[Pam Hudson]

No day 4????!!!! FCUK!!!!!

Maybe your twin sis got 2 4s.

Or the FiretrUCKING postgirl done did stoled it.

Or were you embarrassed by that particular big dick joke.

Please let me know if it doesn't turn up and The Bavarian will make it up to you in strawberries.

[DrLewall]

I guess I just need to stand back behind the counter so not to get hit with that BIG DICK! I will however accept a share of your Reeses peanut butter cups tho...

[Sparky]

ONLY 40 more Big Dicks Days till Eureka Five-0

and for
DAY
10
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/day10.jpg

[Dawn]

Ok, I have a question. If Sparky's gifts are full of big dick comments, what's Kim's got?

[madeinbavaria]

Comments? What comments? Those are facts...FACTS!

[DrLewall]

For what it's worth, (all this talk abt Sparky's big dick and all) I may not touch bottom, but I beat the hell out of the sides! :mrgreen: :p :mrgreen:

[Cyberphillics]

now the shit is getting thick...

[Sparky]

the myth grows

have yet to open todays box.

What has Kim been getting in her Vagina Boxes?

[Pam Hudson]

What has Kim been getting in her Vagina Boxes?

Classified Information.

[Sparky]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/day11.jpg

[Sparky]

The missing four has been found!

Yup, I had toted my box to work, opened it and then in a hurry I was called OUT and must have let one lil teeny box slip out. What a blessing, I had skipped nourishmnet this morning and the jelly belly assorted flavors YUM and the Die Echten Hustelinchen, yum yum yum

so today I have Day four and Day twelve.

by day 50 I am shur to hate all size queens and small peters

[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

where did all these "my dick is so Big..." one liners come from?

[Yip]

OMGG!!

These dick one-liners are cracking me up! UP I tell ya!!


(btw, my dick is so big it has it's own zip code.)

[LynneSterling]

no lie! i am rolling over here:p

[Dawn]

Oh my God! That is the funniest one so far! I love it!

[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

Fat People? Hug it and weep

[Cyberphillics]

Where do the horses fit in with this jack off procedure?

[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Cyberphillics]

Martini, shaken not stirred please.

[Sparky]

Martini, shaken not stirred please.
OMGG the ICE is so cold

[Sparky]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/x054-1.jpg

[Sparky]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/album%202/day21.jpg

[Kim]

the myth grows

have yet to open todays box.

What has Kim been getting in her Vagina Boxes?

Classified Information.

Let's just say....

If I can't eat it, I'm wearing it to Eureka 5 Oh! Oh! Oh!

My Eureka 5-0 frock is getting so big that....

;)

[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Pam Hudson]

Bitch, don't start something then punk out in the middle or slightly past the middle, Bitch.

[Sparky]

i know I am a few days behind....i have been a bit down. I have a kidney stone. On the Tulsa Trip I jacked off in the limo and shot a stone out my big dick the size of a watermelon and shattered the windshield. I still feel pretty rough. I will get the caught up today. Promise.

[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Pam Hudson]

Eureka Five-0 is a celebration of Sparky ("Mark" Wetzel's) and Kim (Ridenour)'s 50th birthday. They have agreed to party for fifty hours. If they are too dang old to party continuously then we will add any Birthday naptime to the original targeted end-time and carry on from there.

We will be swimming and cavorting at the Tradewinds (E Five-0 Party Central) from 2:00 a.m. Saturday 23 June until as long as it takes.

Unfortunately, some events have had to be cancelled due to well, that’s classified. We can reveal that an unpleasant incident occurred involving the ponies and the clowns. A federal gag order limits release of any details.

Party Central will provide entertainment and atmosphere. Please stop by and pay your respects, extend wishes, or administer spankings as you feel is fitting. Other details will be released on a “need to know” basis.

Please send questions, comments, bail money and/or suggestions to eureka_five-0@charter.net

See you there,

Eureka Five-0 Party Committee – Book ‘Em Jan-o Inc.

[Dawn]

It's official! My sister IS coming with me to Eureka! Woo hoo!

We'll roll into town around 7:30 Saturday evening. (I have to work until 5 that night)

Can't wait to introduce you all to my sis. She hasn't been to Eureka in years.

[Sparky]

hey PAM I invited Roger's 2 nieces from Joplin....they are HAWT! Will know by wed if they can make it and will email you their Pix to fantasize over.


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/MarkandRoger-1.jpg

[Groovyjudi]

I am SO excited about coming to the BIG SPARKY ( and man after reading these posts.. he must really be BIG) 5-0 Birthday party!!! SMOOOOOOOOOCHES!!! See you Saturday Night!
XOXOXOXO
Dawn's Older Wiser Sister

[Cyberphillics]

I am SO excited about coming to the BIG SPARKY ( and man after reading these posts.. he must really be BIG) 5-0 Birthday party!!! SMOOOOOOOOOCHES!!! See you Saturday Night!
XOXOXOXO
Dawn's Older Wiser Sister

Welcome to the family!:p

[ybn0rmal]

Well all due to a very unfortunate health issue, Darci and I are not going to be able to make it. Nothing wrong with us but with my Daughter. I am sure everything will be fine, but she has to have surgery on that Friday and her husband is away at school and I don't feel like I can leave her alone for that weekend with 2 boys and all. She has the HPV virus and has what they call stage 2 cervical cancer. So they are very positive that all will go well and she will be just fine. So Sparky and Kim Party like Rockstars and have a wonderful Birthday. We will sure miss coming to the biggest party of the Century.

Love all you guys

Joleen

[angela]

I have a new girlfriend and we are pretty serious. She has been given 2 $500 certificiates to play the slots in Tunica this weekend and I am going with her to spend time with her and hopefully watch her win big bucks. We were there in Tunica last weekend and she won $1800. Sparky and Kim, party for us all as I know u will. Sparky, give Roger a big hug for me. Dawn, maybe I can meet your sis another time, and Darci and JOleen, take care of the family and hopefully I will see you in August.
Love ya all,
Angela:D

[Dawn]

Sparks, I am SO happy that Roger will be joining us!

Darci & Joleen we will miss ya'll. Sending lots of healing hmms, prayers and light to your daughter.

Angela, hope you win lots of $$$$$.

Everyone else, see you Saturday!

[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

The Awesome and The Fabulous
have already started arriving in Gay-reeka for the Gyant
Weekend Celebration
EUREKAFIVE-0H!

WARNING: all str8ts arriving in town for the Par-tay will instantly become 100% gayer.

[Sparky]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/a-1.jpg

[Sparky]

Off to bed. up at 4AM. pack. Drive to Little Rock. Roger does labs,gets a shot, swallows huge dose of steroids. Drive to ATT on Markham. Load up Rob. Drive to Eureka. Arrive 4 or 5 pm ish. Give my life to Pam.8-)

[madeinbavaria]

Have a safe trip Sparkler! We'll see you tonight!

Once your big dick makes an appearance in Eureka we will know that you won't be but a couple of hours behind.

[Dawn]

LOL Good one Renate!

Ya'll have fun tonight. See ya tomorrow evening!

[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Cyberphillics]

OMG....what a hoot last evening was. Pam...you fucking rock. What a bash! I did not do any pictures, cause....well I was not working, so I can not wait till some one post some up here! Kissing ass

[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

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[LynneSterling]

Looks like it was a great time! I love those Devo hats.

[Sparky]

it was a blast. i have so much to post and so many to thank.

Pam and Renate spent hours, days, weeks and months planning this special weekend.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/sparkydawn/pam.jpg

[Sparky]

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[Sparky]

OMGG! What a weekend. The first hour with the three costume changes, massive amounts of adult drinks, Tulsa Fun Girls, B-day Cards, Happy Fucking Birthday balloons and the gifts, the books,Pillows, The Road to Hell by Matt groeniong and You're Only Old Once by Dr. Seuse, the flowers, the Godiva the Pony Rides, the cakes the banna cream pudding fights, the hulla dancing, the sex, the t-shirts, my poor big big cock a huna is beat :cool:

[Cyberphillics]

OMGG! What a weekend. The first hour with the three costume changes, massive amounts of adult drinks, Tulsa Fun Girls, B-day Cards, Happy Fucking Birthday balloons and the gifts, the books,Pillows, The Road to Hell by Matt groeniong and You're Only Old Once by Dr. Seuse, the flowers, the Godiva the Pony Rides, the cakes the banna cream pudding fights, the hulla dancing, the sex, the t-shirts, my poor big big cock a huna is beat :cool:

Ah shit I missed the sex, can we go back and recap that please?