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Old 08-24-2007, 07:35 PM
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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of

another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:53 PM
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OH DOC, That was funny!
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:19 AM
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Glad you got a giggle from it..I likes giggles, they make you happy! Speaking of Happy, I see you have 4 greenies now, ATTA GIRL! Movin up!
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Old 08-25-2007, 03:45 PM
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you know DOC, I am down here at the bar by myself bartending haveing a bad day and I have read your last two jokes and just made my dad. I know I can count on you to put a smile on my face. Thank you
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Old 08-25-2007, 04:19 PM
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I have read your last two jokes and just made my dad. I know I can count on you to put a smile on my face. Thank you
Thanks for putting one on mine, DAD...
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Old 08-25-2007, 04:45 PM
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Im up to 11 now! Wow! I'm uptown now!
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Old 08-30-2007, 03:34 AM
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What an ending!
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Old 08-30-2007, 08:01 AM
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What an ending!

Hello virgin. Can you explain what you meant by that. Your actions are what we refer to as spam. Since we have never heard from you before and you just jump in with a statement like that with no real meaning, and links in your signature to ads, you tend to look like a spammer. I hope you are not, because that would tell me that I can not leave the bbs open to everyone. That would tell me that I must moderate every post from new users. I hope this is not the case.

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Old 08-30-2007, 08:07 AM
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I thought the same thing cyber..wanna bet you'll not get a reply from him/her?
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hmmmmm......
looks like a spammer
acts like a spammer
responds like a spammer
posts like a spammer

well i'll be

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