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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of
another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery."
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OH DOC, That was funny!
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Glad you got a giggle from it..I likes giggles, they make you happy! Speaking of Happy, I see you have 4 greenies now, ATTA GIRL! Movin up!
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you know DOC, I am down here at the bar by myself bartending haveing a bad day and I have read your last two jokes and just made my dad. I know I can count on you to put a smile on my face. Thank you
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THE GAYEST STRAIGHT MAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW Last edited by Sparky; 08-25-2007 at 05:10 PM. Reason: i jumped in here to change dad to day and then couldn't bring myself to do it |
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Thanks for putting one on mine, DAD...
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Im up to 11 now! Wow! I'm uptown now!
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What an ending!
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Hello virgin. Can you explain what you meant by that. Your actions are what we refer to as spam. Since we have never heard from you before and you just jump in with a statement like that with no real meaning, and links in your signature to ads, you tend to look like a spammer. I hope you are not, because that would tell me that I can not leave the bbs open to everyone. That would tell me that I must moderate every post from new users. I hope this is not the case. Admin
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I thought the same thing cyber..wanna bet you'll not get a reply from him/her?
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DrLewall "I remember one year a guy came selling MEAT. No foolin'. Turns out you could not beat his meat. " Ms Lynne Sterling |
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hmmmmm......
looks like a spammer acts like a spammer responds like a spammer posts like a spammer well i'll be MUST BE A SPAMMER
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